Siti.............

Girl - Mom me jab Su Su Karti hu tho Siti bajathi hai,

Tumhari kyon nahi bajthi?
Mom - Tumhare papa ne Siti baja baja kar Meri Siti
bajna bandh kar diya.

Kuch to Kar

Superman Dushmanose lad raha hai,


Spiderman Diwarope chad raha hai,

Batman ratomein ghum raha hai,

Aur Hamara Daburman SMS padraha hai

Zoo Band Hai!

Main aapko dekhna Chahtahoon

Aapse Milna Chahtahoon
par yeh log bahut zaalim hai


Kehte hai Zoo band ho gaya hai! Kal aana

Biwi aur Bachhe

Boyfriend-Sorry mein tumse shadi nahi kar sakta
Gharwale mana karrahe hai.

Girlfriend-Ghar me kaun kaun hai?

Boyfriend-1 biwi aur 3 bachhe!

Eye Sight

The wife stands in front of a mirror.
"you know,dear," she says,
"Ilook in the mirror & I see an old woman,
face wrinkled, fat legs & flabbyarms"
She turns to her husb & says, "Tell me something
positive to make me feel better about myself."

He says in a soft voice,"your eye sight is perfect"

Own Bar

Need one gal 2 marry...

Age no bar
Color no bar
height no bar
caste no bar

but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

Biwi ko bhagaa le gaya

RAMAN: Truck ka horn sunkar tum kaapne kyu lagte ho?

SUMAN: Ek truck driver meri biwi ko bhagaa le gaya tha, lagta hai jaise usko vapas laya ho.

Shaadi E-Mail

American to a sardar- hamare yahan to shaadi E-Mail se ho jaati hai
sardar ji- oye kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf FEMALE se hi hoti hai!!!

NALAYAK

when i call u...
1 ring means i'm thinking of u
2 ring means i like u
3 ring means i missing u
4 ring means i need u
5 ring means NALAYAK PHONE UTHA!!!!

Sans

sans lene se bhi teri yaad aati hai,
na lene se meri jaan jati hai,
kaise kahun ki sanns se main jinda hon
jabki sans se pehle teri yaad aati hai.

DIL Ke KAREEB

Tumseh Doori Ka Ehsaas Satane Laga,
Tere Saath Guzra Har Lamha Yaad Aneh Laga,
Jab Bhi Bhoolne Ke Koshish Ki Mene,
Tu DIL Keh Aaur KAREEB Aneh Laga.

Always beat for you

Today, tommorow and yesterday
there will be one heart
that would always beat for you

You know Whose???

your Own Stupid!!!

I LOV U

Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U

Bhola

Bhola was working in a garment store.
1 day a lady customer came
and said:zara underwear dikhana.
Bhola:oye sorry mam aaj pehna hi nahi hain

Ghor Papi

Tabyat thik nahi thi,
tantrik ko dikhaya,
tantrik ne kaha tum par bhutka saya hai.
Kisi ghor papi ko msg karo tum thik ho jaoge.

Girl Weight

A girl checking weight
-58. Removed sandal
-56. Thn jacket
-53. Thn dupata
-52. thn coins khatm.
A boy in queue said- u carry on, I will put coins.

Mobile ka bill chuka

DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho...

Educational Zamana

Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai.

Hum samajh jaenge.....

Namaskar...

Agar aap Mahila hain to 1 SMS karen

Yadi Purush Hai to 2 SMS karen

Aur In mein se kuch Bhi nahi hai to kuch na karen,

Hum samajh jaenge..within 5min.

Never Drink Water

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.

I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.

Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Chal be chal

Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge,

kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

Puchha chand se.......

Maine puchha Chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin",

Chand ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

Bandar SMS

Beta bola "papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai".
Papa bole, "Nahi bete, abhi nahi".
"Papa kyon ?" .......... "
Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai"

Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya

Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha,

Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha,

Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola...

Maa Kasam, Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

Kaun Saala .....

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?

Judge: How dare you call me saala?

Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun 'Sa Law' kehta hai?

You Stole my ..........

You Stole my memories - I Excuse U!

You Stole my laugh – I Excuse U!

You Stole my heart – I Excuse U!

But this is too much


Return my underwear……………plz.

Just smoke & drink….

Cigarate shortens ur life by 2mins!

Beer shortens ur life by 4mins!

But, a working day shorten ur life by 8hrs!

So don’t work just smoke & drink…

Dance kaun karega

Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?

Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?

E khuda doston ko salamat rakhna,

Warna mere bacho ke shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

Mom advice

Mom advices girl:

If boy puts hand in ur BRA, say-‘Don’t’

If he puts hand in ur PANTY say-‘Stop’.

Nxt Day girl told mom:

He touched Both & I said ‘Don’t Stop’.

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

I saw u on road 2day, ur look’g so fine, ur face so devine, u walks so perfect.My heart started singing sweet song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT! WHO! WHO!

She is for U

God picked up a flower n dipped in honey, touched with luv n turned it in 2 u. Then he gifted it 2me n said “She is for U”.Realy u r my frnd I need u

What abt the Bird

6 birds were sitting on a tree.A hunter saw that and shot over tree.5birds flew away,but 1bird was sitting.
Y……?
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balupu…..(Neelage).

A Friend

Feeling of Love,
Moments of caring,
Small small sharing,
Stupid fights,
Shoulders to cry,
2b 2gether in pain creates a miracle called Friend…Tht’s U.

Your Face

Let me
draw ur
face!

Dont
Move!

Nearly
Finished

Ok
Done!

Wanna look?

,****,
( @..@ )
“(--)”

Hai Me Mar Java, Kinne sone ho tussi.

I MISS YOU

When rain comes just try to catch drops in ur hands, the drops u can catch is the amount u miss me and the drops u don’t is the amount I MISS YOU.

Friend

“Few Relations In Earth Never Die.”

Want to know what is it?

Read again…

(F)ew

(R)elations

(I)n

(E)arth

(N)ever

(D)ie.

Understand that is ours relation.

Monkey & Donkey

What is the difference between monkey & Donkey?

Monkey saves this message & Donkey delete this message. CHOICE IS UR’S…

Mother and Daughter

Mother: Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?

Daughter: Yes, it is the license 2 enjoy Kamasutra!